Neato Burrito

I'm just a blog
Yes, I'm only a blog
And I'm sitting here on Tumblr Hill
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the internet city
It's a long, long wait
While I'm scrolling on my dashie
But I know I'll be tumblr famous someday
At least I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a blog
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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for mark, a whole bunch of sleepy tiny kitties

halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

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actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

Oh my god it’s back. This is one of my favourite things, if only because my Grandmum loves it so much. I can just start singing it and mimicking the video, and she’ll start laughing so hard she has to take her glasses off because she’s crying. It’s beautiful.

If you don’t put this on your blog there is something wrong with you. DO IT. You know you wanna~

DRAGESTEA DIN TEI!!~~

WHEN YOU PLAY THIS YOU SING EVERY WORD, I DON’T CARE IF YOU CAN’T PRONOUCE IT WORTH CRAP YOU /SING IT/

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christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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jellysnack:

A Leatherman multi-tool hanging off your belt is a great way to stay prepared for emergencies, but it means you look like someone with a Leatherman hanging off their belt—and that part’s not so great. This innocuous hair clip is a better alternative. It manages to replicate the functionality of quite a few tools, but will all but disappear when used to keep your bangs at bay.

It can serve as a flat-head screwdriver, even for fixing those tiny screws on your glasses. It’s got a 5/16 wrench for tackling the occasional bolt, and there’s a serrated edge for hacking through rope, but hopefully not hacking through your hair when worn. It could very well be the smallest multi-tool you can buy for just $10, trumped only by the Q-Tip when it comes to cost versus functionality. 

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lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

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lordofuranus:

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queenof-the-hell:

How Mary Winchester camps.

GET OUT

Well at least they don’t have to worry about making a campfire

GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM

HOW DARE YOU?!?!

How can they go to their room if they don’t have a house?

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